Oh No! There's a bug in my hair...

There's a bug in my hair!
Yesterday it wasn't there.
Everyday I brush and brush,
Even when I'm in a rush.
With water restrictions I comply,
I comb my hair and keep it dry,
My friends buy insecticide by the ton,
But to the shops I never run.
Bugs don't like it in my hair,
They see my brush and shout "Beware!
Jump for it now, get out, stop moaning,
That girl will kill us with her combing,
You don't want to lose a leg,
On another scalp I'd rather beg,
Lets jump together if you dare
and make our lovenest in another's hair."

So Much To Do So Little Time

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was written by Roald Dahl. He wrote many good books for children. He wrote every afternoon in a small shed at the bottom of the garden. Good idea! He liked to drink alcohol in the shed and it is said that this is why he wrote so well. Interesting isn't it? He probably would have lasted longer if he hadn't had the alcohol but then again we probably wouldn't have had the interesting stories.